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Posted by Barm on 2019-09-25 03:19:51
Why stop at tap water? Surely something must also be done about the effrontery of freeloaders using the pub's glassware and cutlery for free, and sitting on chairs. If customers could be charged by the minute for sitting on a chair, publicans would find it much easier to determine which customers are most profitable and worth serving. Those newspapers could be charged by the minute too, or perhaps by the word, and it should cost more to sit closer to the heating in the winter. These things all cost money you know!

 
 
Followups:
             Prices by Jason on  2019-09-25 04:51:24
               Prices by Barm on  2019-09-26 04:20:09
                 Prices by Mark Andersen on  2019-09-26 11:58:27
                   Prices by Barry Taylor on  2019-09-27 04:22:51
             Prices by AndyH on  2019-09-27 05:41:24
                   Prices by AndyH on  2019-09-27 05:45:03
                     Prices by Mark Andersen on  2019-09-27 12:42:38